1. drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

    image

    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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    Underrated but awesome Disney ladies 

    Part two ; Part one

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pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

    vosska:

    pricklylegs:

    Any last words…

    actual footage of the skeleton war

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    This will forever be adorable

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  6. filthycurtains:

    Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

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    m1ssred:

    chemical reaction

    *how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

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